when hairy met shila

CHARACTERS:
*ANI
*SHILA
*LISA



{IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT}

Shila : " How are you feeling now?"

Ani : " I had a rough day....from laboratory to lavatory to laboratory to lavatory to mid way to lavatory.......GOD I hate food poisioning"

Shila : " Are you Okay now?"

Ani: " God...........I hate food poisioning"

Shila : " Yeah !!!!! I would never go back to that cafeteria again"

Ani : " Are'nt cafeteria and bacteria anagrams?"

Shila :" No."

Ani : " I hate food poisioning"

Shila : " Cant we talk about anything else?"

Ani : " You mean ani thing else?"

Shila : " No . I didnt meant Ani's thing"

Ani : " And did you saw that movie ' meangirls' "

Shila : " Yeah. And Lindsay Lohan is certainly not a lesbian in that movie"

Ani : " What ??? Are you kidding? Even the name of movie gives you a hint . Meangirls !! Doesnt it sounds like Men -girls"

Shila: " Why are you so obbessed with lesbians?"

Ani : " Hey LESBIANS = BLESS+ANI. Isnt it a great anagram"

Shila : "Cant we talk about anything else?"

Ani : " Why not! Here's a joke. If Nicole Kidman was a woman ,she would be called Nicole Kidwoman"

Shila: "She is a women"

Ani : " What !!! I always thought that Tom Cruise was gay."

Shila : "What ? Lesbians.....lesbians and now Gays?Whats wrong with you"

Ani : " Food poisioning"

Shila: "I meant whats wrong with you?"

Ani : " Food poisioning"

Shila : "How is your work going"

Ani : " Great"

{After a absurd silence of two minutes thirty two seconds, *am so accurate about time coz for these 2 minutes 32 seconds Ani was staring his watch and Shilpa was staring him}

Shilpa : "I dont know what I saw in you when I first saw you"

Ani : "But I know what I saw in you when I first saw you"

Shilpa : "What ?"

Ani : " Your boobs"

Shilpa : " I cant take it any longer"

Ani : "Me too. Lets get a room. There is a motel down there"

Shilpa : "That it. I am going now and you dont try to call me"

Ani : " I havent got your number"

Shilpa : "What????The first day we met I wrote my number on your hand."

Ani : "Yeah......But I was so sexicted after seeing your boobs that I tried to touch myself and that is how your number got erased"
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{ AFTER 5 MINUTES.ANI WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN}

Ani : "Wow. You have a great ribcage"

Girl : " What?"

Ani : "Havent you ever heard of a rib cage?"

Girl :" Again what?"

Ani : "OK. Let me put it your way. You have great boobies"

Girl : "What ?"

Ani : "So what girl...WHATS your name?"

Girl :"LIsa."

Ani :" So Lisa is a LISABIAN?"

Lisa :"What ?"

Ani :" Havent you heard of lesbians before"

Lisa :" I wish I was deaf."

Ani :" You are not deaf but you are certainly like DUFF."

Lisa :" What?"

Ani :" HILary DUFf. Now dont tell me you havent heard of her before."

Lisa :" Whats wrong with you?"

Ani :"FOod poisioning."

Lisa :" Get out of my way."

Ani :" Will you like to see a movie with me?"

Lisa :" No"

Ani :"So...You like only Chick flicks,....Come on..I am not telling you to watch ESPN"

Lisa :"I LOVE ESPN"

Ani :" I LOVE ESPN is anagram for LOVE PENIS"

Lisa :"Dont make me kill you"

Ani :"Can I have the Kiss . That my last wish before dying."

Lisa :" Get out of my WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Ani :" Are you breaking up with me?"

Lisa :"What?"

Ani :" If girls were mosquitoes i would be the worlds greatest mosquito repellant"

Lisa :"Why would girls be mosquitoes?"

Ani :" I meant MOSS-quito"

Lisa :"What "

Ani : " havent you heard of kate MOSS"

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And this is how Lisa and Shila ended to be lesbians.