two girlfriends.....marriage and many strippers

this is my first story:

ENJOY.

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At a beautiful beach in Delhi.Wait a nano-second........there is no beach in Delhi.So...lets say.....at a beautiful and quiet restaurant in Delhi.}

Ani : " If you were a girl,we would have four beautiful kids by now."

Anita : " I am a girl."

Ani : " Then where are our kids ?"

Anita : " This is not funny."

Ani : " I know."

Anita : "And four kids? I am only 20 years old. "

Ani : " I was talking about two twins.And hey you said that you are 16 years old."

Anita : " I am not 16. And when the hell I told you that I am 16 years old?"

Ani : " 4 years ago."

Anita : " I have to go."

Ani : " Bye."

Anita : "I told that I have to go."

Ani : " I told bye."

Anita : " To begin with, I dont know how to drive."

Ani : " You must not be ashamed of that. No girl knows that."

Anita : " And to end it, you brought me here and you are taking me back."

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{Next day........same place, Ani and his friends minus Anita are there}

Aditya : " I cant believe it Ani. You are getting married and Anita ?????????????? You cant marry your best worst friend."

Abhi : " You guys suck."

Ani : " If things dont work out.....we would have nothing to lose. We fight all the time now and after marriage we would have license to fight."

Abhi : " Then congrats."

Ani : " I hate rats."

Abhi : " What?"

Aditya : " I personally think that Alpana was better."

Ani : " Yeah. She had bigger boobs."

Aditya : " I didnt meant that ."

Ani : " You mean that she didnt had big boobs"

Aditya : " I didnt meant that too."

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{At Ani's Bachelor party}

Aditya : " I am so exicted. I have never seen a stripper before."

Abhi : " I have seen one before and that makes me more exicted."

Ani : " I am getting married and why doesnt that excites me?"

Aditya : " I know you are confused. You cant chose between Alpana and Anita. But heyyyyyyy.............you last saw Alpana about 1 year ago. You dont even know what she is doing now."

Abhi : " Remember if Anita is an egg then Alpana is an ommelete.Either you have an egg or you have an ommelete. You can have only one for breakfast."

Ani : " I am not talking about break fast. I need someone for my whole life."

Aditya : " And with these new life saving drugs....you may live upto 150 years."

{A knock at the gate and enters the stripper}

Aditya : " You???????"

Abhi : " You???????????????????????"

ani : " Alpana ??????????????????????????????? "

Alpana : " Ani ???????????????????????????????????????????? "

Abhi : " You are a stripper now?"

Ani : " Where were you all these days ? And you dont need to do that ."

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{Same restaurant }

Aditya : " You were right Ani. She had really big boobs."

Ani : " You are talking about my ex girlfriend."

Aditya : " I am so sorry."

Ani : " What am I gonna do? Anita dumped me too."

Abhi : " I am so sorry for you."

Ani : " I am not crying. And heyyyyyyyyyyyy why are you rubbing that pink piece of cloth on my face."

Abhi : " Thats my hanky panky."

Aditya : "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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{After 2 years }
{At Ani's Bachelor Party}
Ani : " Wow. Finally I am getting married."

Abhi : " And I am not gay anymore."

Aditya : " And we are not room partners any more."

{A knock at the gate and enters the stripper}

Abhi : "you??????????????????????"

Aditya : " YOU?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

Ani : "Anita ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "

Anita : " Wow. My first day as a stripper and..............................."