LOVE AT FIRST SITE

{Ani & Soraya had met on a Social Networking Site and their’s was a love at first site. And here they finally meet: THE FIRST SIGHT : }

Ani : “ That’s all ??????? Is that you ? Where are the big boobies?”

Soraya : “ And you? Your profile says you have been with tonnes of women !!”

Ani : “ Yeah. The only woman I ever dated was so fat that she weighted 2 tonnes”

Soraya : “ Huh”

Ani : “And now my profile can proudly display that I have been with 5 tonnes of women.”

Soraya : “ I don’t weigh three tonnes”

Ani : “ What was I thinking?”

Soraya : “ Men are always thinking about sex.”

Ani : “ Not all men always think about sex”

Soraya : “ Yeah!! Some are impotent”

Ani : “So Miss IKNOWALLABOUTMEN.Your profile said that you were a porn star”

Soraya : “ And your profile said that you are planning to build a bar in space for astronauts?”

Ani : “ Yeah. Space Bar is the biggest key in keyboard.”

Soraya : “ The biggest liar……………”

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{in the end}

1: Soraya updated her profile. Now she is a tennis player.

2: Ani created a new profile. Now he is Anita : a lesbian who is only looking for girls.



MORAL OF THE NOT-QUITE-A-STORY:

ONLINE DATING = NIL + NO + e-DATING