WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU VOMIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! PART 1

CHARACTERS:
*ANI
*RANI

{at Rani's house}

Rani : " I cant still believe it. How could you vomit on me? I have never seen anything more disgusting."

Ani : " Have you ever seen an old woman vomiting through her nose?"

Rani : " At least she did'nt vomit on me."

Ani : " Am I the only one who ever vomited on my girlfriend?

Rani : " Yeah. The rest Mr. IVOMITONMYGIRLFRIEND died single"

Ani : " Everyone dies single. If you cant take your house with you...how can you take your girlfriend."

Rani : "..............."

Ani : " Things could have been worse............"

Rani : " Yeah.....!!!!!!!!!!! If the gastric content got in your respiratory tract you would be in hospital right now. But the bright part is then we would be still together"

Ani : " The bonds of love are too strong to be broken over silly things like vomiting."

Rani : " Which bonds of love? I think they drowned in your pool of vomit"

Ani : " Hey its not like I kissed another girl !"

Rani : "..............."

Ani : " Hey you know.............kissing a girl and vomiting on her are almost same. Both spoil her make-up"

Rani : " I feel sorry for the girl who will kiss you. WHAT IF YOU VOMIT ON HER...... I MEAN IN HER WHEN SHE IS KISSING YOU?"

Ani :"Why are you making it such a big deal?"

Rani : " Its a big deal"

Ani : In my defense.......... I had eaten your favorite pizza. So technically when I was vomiting on you.............................."

Rani : " Oh stop it. Every word you say reminds me of that...I want to forget it but cant.............."

Ani : " May be when you are 60 years old and You have alziemers and you are lost in a street and forgotten your way to home and yeah...also forgotten that I once vomited on you ...I will be standing in a corner with a blue umbrella"

Rani : "Bye. So meet you after 40 years.............and hey i just remembered you havent yet returned my blue umbrella. "

MORAL OF THE INCOMPLETE STORY : IF YOU VOMIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU MAY HAVE TO GIVE HER UMBRELLA BACK"



NOTE : UNLIKE MOST OF MY STORIES...I HAVENT COMPLETED THIS ONE.
PART 2 WILL BE WRITTEN BY MY FRIENDS.