NOT ANOTHER TEEN STORY

CHARACTERS :

1} Vandana : a 19 years old girl.

2} Rohan : Vandans's boyfriend.

3} Ani


{ Scene : Inside a multiplex! The movie is about to begin. Ani is relaxing at his seat . Enters Vandana and Rohan }

Rohan : " Whats so special about this movie? Why are we seeing it again ?"

Vandana : " Coz its a great movie. I love romantic movies."

Rohan : " Were you born in Rome?"

Vandana : " What ? Each year you forget my birthday and now you are suspecting that I am a foreigner "

Rohan : "No Silly ! Roman...romantic..........dont you get it?"

Vandana : " No"

{THEY BOTH SIT NEXT TO ANI}

Rohan : " How could'nt you not get it? It was such a great joke . I think you dont have a sense of humor ."

Vandana : " Yeah....i dont have a sense of humor ! and you know what else I dont have .........................................?"

Ani : " Big Boobs "

Vandana : " What?"

Ani : " I think I will get some popcorn. Do you want some ?"

{ANI WALKS AWAY}

Vandana : " Whats wrong with you ? Why did'nt you said ani thing to him ?"

Rohan : " What do you think ? That I am a Roman Gladiator ? and that i will kill everyone who dares to talk with you ?"

Vanadana : " You and your Roman jokes ."

Rohan : " It was not a joke .I was serious ."

{ANI RETURNS }

Ani : " Hey they have some problem ! The movie will start 10 minutes after the scheduled time "

Vandana : " This is shit ."

Ani : " Wow. She has a greaty sense of humor "

Rohan : " Thats funny ????????"

Ani : " Yeah. THIS is anagram for SHIT ."

Rohan : " ROME is anagram for MORE "

Ani : " What ? Do you want me to say that you are fuuny too?"

Rohan : " Vandana ! I will be back in a minute ."

Vandana : " Take your time "

{ROHAN WALKS AWAY AND THERE IS AN WAKWARD SILENCE FOR 1 MINUTE }

Ani : " Hi both of you "

Vandana : " I am alone here "

Ani : " I was talking to your boobs "

Vandana : " You cant talk to them. Their face has been tied with clothes ."

Ani : " You are the funniest girl I have ever seen ! LOLZZZZZZZZZ "

Vandana : " If you want you can talk with me !!"

Ani : " But i will prefer to set them free !"

Vandana : " Oh stop it."

Ani : " But I am a lil confused.Let me say I am confused like a naked man who is trying to keep his hands in his pocket"

Vandana : " If you want you can keep your hands in my pocket."

ani : " I am not naked "

Vandana : " So what are you confused about ?"

Ani : " How can that jerk be your boyfriend ? I GUESS THAT HE WAS A FROG AND YOU MET HIM IN A JUNGLE AND YOU KISSED HIM AND HE TURNED INTO SOMETHING UGLIER "

Vandana : " You are funny ! "

Ani : " If you would kiss me I would happy to be that frog ! "

Vandana : " { CRYING } Where were you for these 19 years ?"

Ani : " Waiting to meet you ."

Vandana : " But what about Rohan ? I will have to break up with him now.Can you do tell him ?"

Ani : " OKAY you wait here. I will tell him "

Vandana : " Be back soon. Now I cant live without you even for a second ."

ani : " You mean by the time I will be back you will be dead ? Can you give me one last kiss ?"

{ ANI FINDS ROHAN IN THE MENS ROOM }

Ani : " Here you are ! I looked for you all over the place ."

Rohan : " Did you looked in the colosseum "

Ani : " Oh my God. You are so funny ! They should have changed the word romantic to ROHANtic."

Rohan : " You really think so ?"

Ani : " Yeah !"

{AFTER 5 MINUTES }

Rohan : " I never thought I will say this but will you be my boyfriend. And please do me a favor ....Can you tell Vandana that I am breaking up with her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


MORAL OF THE STORY : IF YOU ARE CUTE LIKE ANI , YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL. JUST BEWARE OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS.

INSTEAD OF BECOMING A GREENER PLACE THE WORLD IS NOW BECOMING A GAY-ER PLACE.